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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:11

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

Why are French people known for having affairs?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.